Fact #3: I’m fluent in Baby.
That’s right, I am bi-lingual. I speak both English (my native language) and Baby. It’s a gift, really.
Who? I speak Baby with babies, small animals, and grown-ups.
What? Baby. I speak it with multiple dialects.
When? I speak it in most occasions.
Where? On the beach, at the grocery store, towards the television.